Hashers are famous worldwide for many things… Our great sense of humour, our beauty, which testifies to our great sense of humour, our natural ability to have fun, our capacity to consume beer with ease, but most of all for our singing abilities!
We can take any song and make it sound bad!!!
Here are some of our favourites for you to enjoy….
The INTERNATIONAL HASHers HYMN
(Tune of Swing Low, Sweet Chariot) Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home. Swing low, sweet chariot. Coming for to carry me home. I looked over Jordan, and what did I see, Coming for to carry me home? A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home. If you get there before I do, Coming for to carry me home. Tell all my friends, I’m coming too, Coming for the carry me home.
(repeat with variations: tongue out, humming, silent, disco, etc.)
We’ve Got Virgins
(Tune of Frere Jacques)
We’ve got virgins, we’ve got virgins,
At our hash, at our hash
Gonna get ‘em drunked up/fucked up, gonna get ‘em drunked up Down the hatch, down the hatch
Drink it down, down down down...
Here's to the Virgins
Here's to the virgins, They’re true blue. They are hashers, through and through, They are pisspots, So they say. Tried to go to heaven, But they went the other way. Drink it down, down, down...
Namings,Patches & Muggings
THE HASHER SONG [Patches/Muggings/Namings]
He/She’s a hasher, he’s true blue, He’s/She’s a hasher, through and through. He’s/She’s an asshole, so they say, Tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way.
HERE’S TO BROTHER/SISTER HASHER [May be sung to visitors, or whenever- can replace with Hash name if fits]
(Tune - The More We Get Together) Here’s to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher, Oh, here’s to brother hasher, he’s with us today. He’s happy, he’s jolly, HE’S FUCKED UP, BY GOLLY! Oh, here’s to brother hasher, he’s with us today. So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker. Here’s to brother hasher, he’s with us today.
WHY WAS SHE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Why was she born so beautiful? Why was she born at all? She’s no bloody/fucking use to anyone, She’s no fucking use at all.